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Hello. I am Sam
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Quintessentially British. But I don't like tea.
Liverpool Lass
18
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Beards (of all colours but especially ginger) are the sexiest things.

I am a ladette.

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For some reason I can't get it to work unless you click the little grey polaroid bitahhahaha don't click this it doesn't link to anythin click the little gray thing below


ok hi hahaha 


× 3 Notes I suppose I look ok to go out forced smiles are obviously forced tho haha maybe I’ll go for the moody brooding look what am I saying give me a couple of drinks and I’ll be the life of the party haaah bye

I suppose I look ok to go out

forced smiles are obviously forced tho haha maybe I’ll go for the moody brooding look

what am I saying

give me a couple of drinks and I’ll be the life of the party haaah

bye


× 1 Notes Happy Towel Day boys and girls! Don’t Panic you froods 

Happy Towel Day boys and girls!

Don’t Panic you froods 


× 6 Notes I am not sure wtf is going on with that facial expression but oh God I have missed my long hair jnfgdkgfk why did I ever go away from the blue?

I am not sure wtf is going on with that facial expression but oh God I have missed my long hair jnfgdkgfk why did I ever go away from the blue?


× 7 Notes It sure is nice being my ~natural~ colour again straight out o the shower = dead persons eyes 

It sure is nice being my ~natural~ colour again

straight out o the shower = dead persons eyes 


× 12 Notes Sometimes I look at myself and think Oh anon how could you say those things you’re clearly visually impaired because look at me I’m hot.

Sometimes I look at myself and think

Oh anon

how could you say those things

you’re clearly visually impaired because

look at me

I’m hot.


× 11 Notes Yesterday I bought this dress and it’s lovely and makes me feel great :3 (Taken with instagram)

Yesterday I bought this dress and it’s lovely and makes me feel great :3 (Taken with instagram)


× 12 Notes self spam LOVE ME 

self spam LOVE ME 


× 4 Notes Think I just found a new going out outfit slipknot shirt over tshirt dress ahw yeauh 

Think I just found a new going out outfit

slipknot shirt over tshirt dress

ahw yeauh 


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× 6 Notes I have wine and a quiet house because everyone is in bed and I’m not in work tomorrow and yeah life couldn’t be much better right now (just Alex to be here tbh)  Also I’m drinking white wine I used to hate white wine I’ve grown quite a liking to it … hmm

I have wine and a quiet house because everyone is in bed and I’m not in work tomorrow and yeah life couldn’t be much better right now (just Alex to be here tbh) 

Also I’m drinking white wine

I used to hate white wine

I’ve grown quite a liking to it … hmm


× 3 Notes Yeah I didn’t think the blonde would stay for long And legit the comfiest hoody in the world

Yeah I didn’t think the blonde would stay for long

And legit the comfiest hoody in the world


× 1 Notes It occurred to me this morning that I hadn’t showered since Monday. Gross. It’s fixed now don’t worry hahah I’m going for a drive with Doug :3 

It occurred to me this morning that I hadn’t showered since Monday. Gross.

It’s fixed now don’t worry hahah I’m going for a drive with Doug :3